{"id":274,"date":"2010-12-09T06:00:52","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/?p=274"},"modified":"2010-12-10T09:30:29","modified_gmt":"2010-12-10T08:30:29","slug":"9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/2010\/12\/09\/9\/","title":{"rendered":"9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"gsWidget\" class=\"center\"><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"250\" height=\"40\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"window\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"hostname=cowbell.grooveshark.com&amp;songID=22288593&amp;style=undefined\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/listen.grooveshark.com\/songWidget.swf\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Dear deer<br \/>\nI am writing you a letter<br \/>\nIn the hopes that you&#8217;ll know better<br \/>\nNot to go in the woods in Pennsylvania<br \/>\n&#8218;Cause my dad&#8217;s in a tree waiting to kill ya<br \/>\nJust be warned<\/p>\n<p>Some say<br \/>\nDream until tomorrow<br \/>\nThat I&#8217;ll wash away your sorrow<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m telling you to not sleep with your eyes closed<br \/>\nIf you do you&#8217;ll end up sitting in a potroast<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not fair<\/p>\n<p>Some say Pennsylvania&#8217;s sunny<br \/>\nBut I prefer to say it&#8217;s gunny<br \/>\nOkay maybe that&#8217;s not funny<br \/>\nBut either way it&#8217;s way too punny<br \/>\nI know<br \/>\nOkay<\/p>\n<p>Dear deer<br \/>\nNew Jersey just might suit you<br \/>\nBecause there they cannot shoot you<br \/>\nBut the exit signs and turnpikes are just not fun<br \/>\nBut better than a man holding a shotgun<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just writing to remind you<br \/>\nThat an orange man will find you<br \/>\nAnd sneak up right behind you<br \/>\nTo seal the fate that&#8217;s been assigned to you<\/p>\n<p>Just know<br \/>\nThat your population is stringy<br \/>\nAnd the Pennsylvania thinking is just backwards<br \/>\nIt&#8217;ll leave you cold and melted on a placard<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not fair<\/p>\n<p>Deer I hope that you can hear me<br \/>\n&#8218;Cause I think of you so dearly<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;ll write each sentence clearly<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll sign it with sincerely,<br \/>\nK-A-T-E<br \/>\nKate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear deer I am writing you a letter In the hopes that you&#8217;ll know better Not to go in the woods in Pennsylvania &#8218;Cause my dad&#8217;s in a tree waiting to kill ya Just be warned Some say Dream until tomorrow That I&#8217;ll wash away your sorrow But I&#8217;m telling you to not sleep with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventskalender"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1aCJS-9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":340,"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reini.blogdns.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}